Links will take you to a CAFE PRESS store.



AND THEN...go to outerburrows.com
Where you will find an online comic strip experiment. It's enough to be mounted, beaten unto death and lost fingertips.
"Please Stand to the Right"

Why the hell is that moron from Ohio standing in front of you as you rush down the escalator and desperately try to make it to your train? Because he hasn't been educated properly. This website is trying to rectify the situation and it is YOUR duty, as a DC Metro rider to join the cause. By wearing the "Please Stand to The Right" t-shirt and buying as much merchandise as you can afford, you are standing up for your right to fly down the left side of the escalator, destroying everything in your path. No "excuse me" is needed, let them read the back of your shirt as they try to collect their loved ones and luggage.



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